Life With a Scotty

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Our Scottish terrier, Henry, just cracks me up.  As some of you know, we got him from Oklahoma Yorkie Rescue when he was just 4 months old.  I love watching him run around, trotting about on his short little legs supporting a giant head and a humongous mouth.  Funny looking guy.  And when he is running around the yard with our miniature schauzer, Elly, he hops.  Hops like a rabbit.  So funny. 

We have a towel down by the back door in our aptly named “Mud Room”.  It catches any mud, dirt, grass, etc., that might be stuck to our dogs feet when they come in from playing out in the yard.  Anyhow, Henry loves to grab the edge of the towel in his teeth, drag it into the living room and drop it there.  I have no idea why he does this, but he does it all the time.  Maybe he’s just really proud to be dragging in this big giant towel and it makes him feel important.

Another one of his personality quirks is when he plays with our orange tabby, Oliver.  He hops around Oliver sideways, making these ungodly monster-growling noises.  That’s the only way I can describe it.  He sounds like a monster.  It’s not barking.  He just sounds like a mad little monster.   

Some evenings after work, we take him to the Bark Park to play with other dogs.  He is one tough customer.  He almost always plays with dogs bigger than him, wrestles them to the ground and pins them!  For a little guy, he sure is one tough puppy. 

Potty training.  We’re not quite there yet.  He has his good days and his bad days.  The thing is, you have to keep your eye on him and not let him wander out of sight.  And he has to be taken out at least once every other hour.  At least.  His favorite spot to poo in the house?  The kitchen.  Right before dinnertime.  I don’t know if it’s that he really has to go or if he’s telling me what he thinks of my cooking.

Please… No More Snow…

What a crummy weekend.  The unexpected snowstorm totally screwed up my weekend plans for Saturday.  Originally I was supposed to head down to Edmond to play some board games with some buddies, but the sheer amount of snow coming down made the 2-hour trip seem like an unnecessary risk.  So, change of plans:  go over to a different friend’s house here in Tulsa and play board games Saturday evening.  When we hit 6 inches at 1PM, even the idea of driving across town seemed not smart.  So that led to a whole day of being stuck inside.  Talk about cabin fever.

Em and I watched a couple of movies:  on cable, we watched “3:10 to Yuma” (the remake with Christian Bale and Russell Crowe, not the original) which I’d seen before.  It’s a good Western that passes the time.  We followed that up with a new one neither of us had seen before — “Frozen River“.  It’s an independent movie that garnered a few Oscar nominations, including Best Actress.  It stars Melissa Leo whom I’ve only ever seen in the old TV show “Homicide: Life on the Streets“.  It’s an excellent albeit completely depressing movie.  I won’t say what it’s about because even reading the back of the DVD box doesn’t do it justice.  Just check it out for yourself–but don’t say I didn’t warn you about it being depressing.  And do yourself a favor — wait until the weather gets warmer to watch it.  Watching a movie called “Frozen River” when there’s 6 inches of snow outside probably isn’t the best idea.

Time To Get Busy…. or Give Up

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After many months of guiltily avoiding the link to my blog in my Favorites in the hope of one day being struck with a Shakespearean level of inspiration to write something out-freaking-standing, I’ve come to a realization that I need to either:  a) start posting regularly, or; b) shut down this blog and delete it from my favorites.  My last update was October ‘08.  Man, that’s bad.  6 months ago.  I’ve decided to give it another go.

Facebook definitely makes it hard to jump into this blog updating business and it makes blogging seem downright antiquated.  But I do very little writing on Facebook, and since I also do very little actual writing at work (a bit ironic since my job title is ‘writer’), I know that my writing skills may be a bit rusty.  So hopefully regular blog updating will get my writing skills back up to par. 

Now you may be asking why would I need to sharpen my writing skills.  Well, I’ll tell you.  I’m hoping to maybe start writing a screenplay here in a few months.  I’ve been reading John August’s blog regularly and I’ve requested several screenplays from the library to read, so hopefully I can get in the right frame of mind.  We’ll see…

Oh, and the above picture has nothing to do with the subject at hand.  I just thought it was an awesome picture.

“HEROES”, I GIVE UP! YOU SUCK!

I realize now that the show “Heroes” should’ve just been a miniseries, or perhaps a one-season show.  The first season just blew everyone away with its awesomeness.  The second season?  Not so much.  In fact, the second season was pretty much a mess.  It was meandering, introduced irritating characters you didn’t like (i.e. the twins from Mexico), and was a general waste of time.  It also committed probably the biggest sin for a show about superheroes:  it was boring.  Some attributed the lack of quality to the writers strike messing up the storyline, but whatever. 

Which brings us to the third season.  They haven’t fixed any of the problems the second season had.  I have absolutely no idea where this show is going.  All it seems to be doing is bringing characters together that haven’t been together before so we can see how they interact… and that’s stupid.  In fact, the storyline has thrown logic out the window.  H.R.G. is held captive at the facility he worked at, so what’s he do once he’s free?  He goes back to work there to help capture all the guys who escaped with him.  Huh?  Oh, and he’s teamed up with Syler.  He wants to kill Syler but in the meantime he’ll work with him anyway.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.  Doesn’t make a lick of sense.  Matt Parkman and the shaman in the desert showing him big comic booky style paintings — BORING!  Just about every storyline has stupid stuff like this going on, or worse.  And we’re only 2 episodes into it (or 3, if you could the first two hours as two).  And there are so many characters that they spend just a few minutes on each one before moving on.  It jumps around way too much, like it was written by a team of writers with ADD.  In this day and age where “The Dark Knight” redefined the superhero story and admittedly set the bar pretty high, this kind of poor storytelling just doesn’t cut it anymore. 

So if you’ve never seen this show, I advise you to rent the DVD of the first season, enjoy it, and then move on to another show.  But as far as jumping into it right now?  Don’t bother.  Watch Monday Night Football instead.  Or turn off the TV and go read a book.  But I myself am done with this show.  I’ve wasted countless hours last season watching it and last Monday night I wasted the last hour I’m ever gonna spend on this crapfest.

Weekend Wine — Hayman & Hill Meritage

Okay, yum!  My boss recommended this wine to me.  I bought it well over a month ago.  It’s been sitting in my wine cooler so we finally cracked it open right before vacation.  Wow.  And dang.  That right, it gets a wow and dang.  Great, great stuff.  Very smooth, not too harsh.  According to the label, “Meritage” is a blend of 43% Cab Sauv, 25% Merlot, 15% Malbec, 11% Petit Verdot, and 6% Cab Franc.  We found it at Old Village Wine & Spirits and it costs somewhere around $14, well worth it.  So if you’re looking for an awesome red that doesn’t overpower food (like chicken or pasta), give this one a try.  You wont’ be disappointed!  Now where’s my Pabst Blue Ribbon…

One of the 3 Best TV Shows…

…starts its new season on Tuesday, September 2nd:  The Shield!  This is the 7th season as well as the last.  In fact, this season’s called “The Shield: The Final Act”.  Sounds ominious.  It’s a tough show to jump in to if you haven’t been watching it.  I believe the last season ended over a year ago, with Vic saving his job at the last minute and a huge war brewing between Vic and Shane.  I guess the big unanswered question is: will Vic ever get caught and go to jail, especially for Terry’s murder in the first episode of the first season?  I bet not.  He’s too awesome of a character.  Anyway, the countdown begins until Sept. 2nd…

Oh, and in case you’re wondering what the other two Best TV Shows are, they’re “Lost” and “Dexter”, hands down.  “Lost” won’t start up again until 2009 and “Dexter” starts Sunday, Sept. 28th.  Out of these 3 shows, if you’re looking to start watching one from the beginning, I’d recommend “Dexter”.  It’s only starting its 3rd season whereas the other two shows are much further along. All are highly recommended though.

Vacation… And No New Game

Looks like I won’t be getting Agricola in time for vacation.  Bummer.  I’m betting it will arrive when I’m on vacation. 

In other news, I saw “Wanted” last weekend.  Okay, I completely take back my criticism about that movie.  I went and saw it because I saw that it was getting good reviews, which perplexed me.  Anyway, I loved it.  It’s a completely silly comic-book movie, but if you go in with that in mind, just looking to be entertained, you’ll love it.  It’s a lot of fun.  And what a great visual style.  If anyone else has seen it, let me know what you think. 

New Post Coming Soon…

Sorry, I have been most neglecting in my blogging duties….

Movies I Have No Desire to See This Summer…

–”What Happens in Vegas” (looks unfunny and boring.  I give it a week before it hits the dollar theater.)

–”Sex and the City: The Movie” (Really?  They needed a whole movie?  What a great idea–drag out an entire 30 minute show to fill up a 2 hour movie!  I liked the TV show okay, but this just looks like 4 actresses who need an easy paycheck.)

–”Don’t Mess with the Zohan” (Adam Sandler has funny standup and he was funny on SNL.  His movies SUCK, all of them, with the exception of “Punchdrunk Love”.  This looks like one giant steaming turd, and even more disturbing was all the slackjaws in the theater roaring laughing at the trailer. He hit the guy with his foot!  Several times!  People don’t bend that way!  That’s crazy!  Hahahaha!  Yawn.)

–”Get Smart” (Steve Carell is hilarous on “The Office” but he can’t seem to do a decent movie after “The 40 Year Old Virgin”.  This looks no better than “Evan Almighty”.)

–”Mamma Mia!”  (This is poop.)

–”Bangkok Dangerous” (or any movie with Nicholas Cage)

–”Wanted” (Angelina Jolie is an assassin. She can make bullets bend their trajectory.  Um… ooookay…..)

–”Hamlet 2″ (Sounded like a good idea until I saw the trailer.  Ugh!  Lots of goofy slapstick.  I’ll skip it.)

 

Agree?  Disagree?  Did I miss one?

Nothin’ goin on here…

Slow and unevent ful week.  Saw “Iron Man”.  That was cool, but I’m so ready for Indy to be here (I took off opening day!).  I think I’m gonna skip the “Speed Racer” movie.  Just the commercials hurt my eyes; I can’t imagine sitting through a 2-hour plus movie like that.  Maybe I’ll catch it on DVD. 

Off topic, is anyone ready for the primaries to be over?  On and on they go!  I thought this was funny (cause it’s true!)  http://hillaryis404.org/